Thursday, October 13, 2016

Playing NOW - The GREATEST Fraud Ever Perpetrated on America!

Your Phony Candidate & her Business Partner in Crime
To my Conservative Friends:

Imagine this - You are a liberal democrat (I know - humor me!) & work in politics.  You have worked for many democratic candidates in the past and you just landed your dream Job!

You are now the Campaign Manager for a Presidential candidate! You sit in your nice $400 leather spinning chair at campaign headquarters as you ponder your strategy for winning the Presidency of the United States.

Your candidate is not an attractive person.  She is robotic, cold, rarely smiles, has a screeching voice and lies like a Persian rug.   She is an awful campaigner that has real difficulty connecting with everyday Americans.

So, to win this race on your candidate's personality is not an option!

OK, no worries.  There are a lot of ways to win a campaign, right??

Jared is "Looking" for a Job?
You need some energy to think!  You head downstairs for your favorite Caramel Macchiato Latte at the Starbucks from Jared who 'just' graduated 3 years ago.  You get your drink and hurry to get back to your office so you can get your strategy down!

If personality is a dead-end, you say to yourself that we can make this about your candidates past record!  Yeah, that will work you try to convince yourself!

But aside from her atrocious personality traits, your candidate has a more than a checkered past and record since she entered public life as the 'wife' of a charismatic Arkansas lawyer who has a penchant for abusing women and an inability to keep his testicles in his trousers.

Here is just a partial list of some of the scandals your candidate has been embroiled in over the years:

Whoah!!  Your head is now spinning.  You start to get a cold sweat after going through that list that would make Bernie Madoff and Charles Manson seem like choir boys!

So, you really can't make this election on your candidates past record as it is probably the most offensive list of failures and corruption of anyone to ever run for any office anywhere in the world.

You finish your Latte and throw the cup in the trash.  You start looking around your desk for a copy of the New York Times or your copy of 'Rules for Radicals' by Saul Alinsky for guidance and comfort.

You are now in trouble as you start to think how the HELL are you going to drag this unattractive, unlikeable, corrupt screeching hag over the finish line??

A personality campaign sure the hell ain't gonna cut it.  Your candidate's record surely won't be the path to victory.  So, what else???  Issues you say to yourself!  This is how we'll win!

We could just keep it on the issues right?

Liberalism is a Mental Disease!
Well, no.  The policies your candidate supports are the same failed, tired, race-baiting, class warfare agenda that has been tried again and again including the last 8 years where 70% of Americans feel they are a failure and America is on the 'wrong-track".

So a policy or issues campaign will certainly not be your answer as Americans are starting to wake up that liberal tax and spend, class warfare policies do not work.

The nerve of the unwashed masses!  These 'plebes" should understand that the all knowing, all powerful federal government is the answer to all their dreams!

Frustrating as it may seem, they are starting to become wise to our schemes and now we can't win this campaign by humping proven failed liberal policies - rats!!!

You are now in FULL-PANIC MODE!!  You have this great new job and if you could just find a way to win, you will most likely get a cushy spot in your candidate's administration and never have to worry about job security again as you will bank that federal pension and the perks that come along with being a member of the ruling elites!

But you now realize you can't win.  Your candidate is basically un-electable!  She is a hideous person. She is corrupt to her core.  She has a record of failures that can't be explained away even to the most gullible low-information voter despite the help of media shills that we have on the DNC payroll.

So, you start to head over to the candidate's office to tell her that she can't win.  There is no strategy for her to convince 50.1% of the Sheeple that she should be the 45th President of the United States. There is no way to con these commoners that they should fall over to bow in obedience to their Queen.

As you pass the door to your office, you notice your latte cup in the trash next to the National Enquirer.

And then it hits you - Let's trash our opponent with bullshit lies and distractions!!  This will keep the attention off our hideous candidate and simply make it about the shit we can find or make up about him!

It could work!  It had to work!  It was our only shot!

So, you run back to your $400 chair, spin it around to your phone and immediately get on the horn with the media arm of your campaign - The anchors at MSNBC, CNN, ABC and CBS.  You also call your media shills at the Washington Post and the New York  Times to discuss your devious plan to absolutely destroy your opponent with lies and distractions.

Journalism is Dead in America Today
You tell them that the American electorate is so dumb, so shallow and so disengaged that they will follow anything we spoon-feed them and run with that narrative.

They will ignore every single important issue about the campaign to focus on these salacious, fabricated stories that have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with the country and their lives.

You tell your media partners that we will convince these redneck, bible-thumping rubes that our opponent's plans and policies are not important to their lives.  It is this crap that we are giving you that's important!  It's 30-year old stories and private conversations he's had that's important, not the corruption, theft and crimes of our candidate that matter!

Yes, it was brilliant.  A parlor trick of epic proportions!  A scam of the century.  It will work.  It is the only way we can elect the most corrupt criminal candidate our country has ever seen.

After the entire team is briefed and on board, you hang up the phone and sigh in complete satisfaction. You have your plan and your media minions will carry it out to a tee!

You rise from your $400 chair and head down to see Jared for a celebratory Latte!  You pay for your drink and tell Jared to keep the change as he gives you the obligatory "Trump is a Racist" fist-bump.

As you are leaving,  you notice the TV on the wall over the scones and Croissants airing the Clinton News Network as it goes to its "Breaking News" that your opponents 8th grade teacher says he looked up her skirt in 1961!

You take a sip from the steaming cup, grin ear to ear and say to yourself, God Bless Americans.


If you do not think this story is extremely close to what is going on today, you and Jared will have great careers as Baristas for the next 30 years!

Wake up America and don't fall for the women behind the curtain!

Just my thoughts...

GOP Mike

Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Media Whores Sink to New Level - Blatant Shilling For Their Criminal Candidate!

Media Hacks at the Recent DNC
To My Conservative Friends:

As I have said for years, the seal clapping, goose-stepping media hacks have been shills for the democruds for generations.

They have tried to hide their bias in the past, pretending to be 'objective' while still showing their true colors obvious to the few of us who actually pay attention to their devious, underhanded tactics.

But since one Donald J. Trump has arrived on the scene like a tornado in their living room, they have lost their oatmeal in their lazy-boys and abandoned any facade of journalistic integrity and now are basically employees of the dimbulbs and the Shrillary campaign.

Case in point, this week, a liberal muslim father of a soldier killed in Iraq was hired by the DNC to start a war of words with Trump about his 'harsh' language.  In cahoots with the media, this thing was story-boarded, designed and carried out by the hag's campaign in conjunction with their shills in the media.

Media Hacks Have Lost ALL Credibility!
I mean COME ON people, this is the most fabricated, useless crap we could possibly be debating.  ANYTHING the hag's campaign and the 'media' can do to deflect, distract and deter any focus on their candidates criminal behavior, lying and corruption she has been engaged in her entire life.

They are playing the American people as SUCKERS!  Wake up People!  This is nothing but a cheap parlor trick shell game to keep your attention from the important matters like the economy, the border and terrorism.  All topics where the current administration and her thighness have a long history of failure and could not defend to a 4-year old!

I love it when I talk to moderates who are "offended" by Trump's harsh language and rhetoric.  Almost like their feelings are hurt and their PC ears bleed by listening to Trump.  The problem is, this country has gotten so damn PC, that they are not used to hearing truth and honesty.  They have been so neutered by the current leadership, media hacks and PC libs who cry foul every time they hear anything offensive as they crawl into their safe-spaces!

We have a binary selection to make I tell them.  It's either Trump or the Hag.  So, if you don't vote for Trump, your helping to elect the most vile, corrupt, criminal politician in the history of our Republic.  I also tell them that at a MINIMUM, Trump loves the country, will support the troops, close the border, select Conservative Supreme Court Justices and has a history of success!

Can the same be said of Clinton?  Can ANYONE name ONE, JUST ONE accomplishment this 'women' has that has made the lives of Americans better?  Has she created 1 job?  Has she made 1 payroll?  Has she balanced 1 budget?

No, this 'women' has only accomplished getting herself elected senator and selected as SOS where her time in power has resulted in nothing but corruption, death and incompetence.

So, I tell people not yet voting for Trump to "PAY ATTENTION' to what is at stake!  If this vile hag takes control of this county, the country is lost forever.

The democraps will stop at nothing to get Shrillary elected this November.  They have their minions in the media who receive their daily marching orders to take ANYTHING' about Trump and make it WWIII and bury ANYTHING negative about their chosen witch.

The deck is so stacked against us that it sometimes seems hopeless when you turn on the radio or TV and everyone you see is in the tank.  But hope is not lost people.  Have faith that there are more people that love this country than apologize for it.  That there are more people that that are proud of their country than are ashamed of it.

This is the greatest country ever.  We can save her.  We must save her.

Just my thoughts...

Thursday, July 28, 2016

The DNC Travesty - How Stupid Do They Think We are??

To My Fellow Conservatives:

I know that I watch the democrat (yes media - not democratic) national convention from a Conservative's perspective and an informed citizen who has paid attention to all the deception, lies, pandering, race-bating and victimization the dim-bulbs operate their daily lives on every day.

But watching Barry Hussein Odumbo and Slick-Willy prattle on about the virtues of one of the most vile, corrupt, lying individuals ever to run for office, I have to ask every left-leaning person in the country - "Are you seriously buying ANYTHING that they say about this women??  If so, I need to tell you that you may have already won a significant prize and I need your social security # & bank account info to transfer the prize to you today!

Let's first take Slick-Willy.  Gotta hand it to the dimocruds, they never overestimate the intelligence of the America people.  He actually tried to tell a love story about how he and her thigh-ness met and "fell in love"!  Are you figgin' kidding me?  Get the barf-bags ready and opened!

This is the same guy who has a line of women he has abused longer than the EBT line in Chicago!  This is the same guy who had a white house intern blow him in the oval office and then lied to cover it up!  This is the same women who actively tried to silence these women and had a team devoted to destroying their lives!

These people are no more "in love" with each other than the Jews and Palestinians!  They are absolutely SHAMELESS with no moral compass whatsoever!

He tries to tell us that she is a change agent??  Who could POSSIBLY believe THAT!  This vile shrew would take all the corruption and lies in our government to a whole new level!  Does ANYONE think she would do anything about government waste, fraud and abuse?  She is the poster child for everyone of those things!

Again, they really believe the voters are absolute idiots!  But that is how demo-rats roll.  Deny, deflect and distort the facts because they know they have their pathetic, seal-clapping media shills to cover for them and perpetuate their lies and deceit.

I often wonder how the hell ANYONE could be a democrat?  Your whole belief system is based on pandering, race-baiting, cover ups and PC bullshit.  It has to be exhausting to keep the whole charade up without saying enough is enough, I want to be FREE and tell the truth!

And then Barry the Fraud-in-Chief gets up there and actually tries to weave a story that this vile hag has the "judgment" to be President and the country is headed in the right direction so we should just continue down the path we are on?

Oh, you mean the path of racial division and chaos?  The path of daily terrorism around the globe?  The path of stagnant/ decreasing wages and economic growth that can't even keep up with population growth?  The path of rampant illegal immigration and crime? And the path of an America so diminished around the world that we are a shell of our former selves?

That path Barry?  OK got it!  You are the biggest failure of a leader in my lifetime.  You are a charlatan, empty suit, race-baiting community organizer that used PC, liberal white-guilt to get elected and insulate yourself form any real criticism by using the race card with the help of the most fawning, in the tank media hacks that got their "journalism" degrees from the bottom of a fruit loops box!

And you say Shrillary has the experience to be President and can make the tough decisions...

Oh you mean decisions to let 4 Americans die with no help because your afraid of 'offending" a terrorist nation??  You mean the decisions that lead to exposing our classified secrets to our enemies so you can hide the fact that you and you sycophant "husband" enriched yourselves by selling access and influence of our government to the highest bidders?  You mean the decisions you made to lie to the families of our slain servicemen so you can protect your pathetic political partners?  You mean the decisions she made that lead to $6 BILLION missing form the state dept. under your "leadership"?

I could go on and on and on, but her "decisions" while she was in a position of power have been nothing short of disastrous and have lead to death, fraud and corruption in everything she touches.  Why in the world would ANYONE think her "decisions" would be better is elected the leader of the free world.

No, I think this "women's" judgment is appalling and the country should not let her withing 100 miles of the white house.

So, in summary, I have come to the conclusion that the dim-bulbs do not care about the truth.  They live their lives on the motto that if you repeat a lie enough with conviction and utter contempt for the American people, your media shills will cover for you and you can perpetuate the fraud you have been orchestrating for the past 50 years that you actually care about solutions instead of pandering for votes to remain in power.

So, at the end of the day, YES - They REALLY think YOU ARE that STUPID!

Just my thoughts...
GOP Mike

Friday, March 18, 2016

Remaining GOP Delegate Predictions!

I just did a real "back of the envelope" calculation of the remaining delegates based on my best guess of who will win the remaining states.  Remembe, some states are winner take all and some are proportional or Hybrids or have winner take all "triggers".

However, based on my predictions (which have been spot on this election cycle- we won't mention my Romney v. Obama prediction!), here is the way I see it happening on my first pass at the state by state predictions:

So, as you can see, using my initial thought (first thoughts are always the best!), I see Trump getting 1,247.  Just 10 more than required to win the nomination of 1,237!!! 
This could be THAT close.
Let's hope it won't be that close...

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

GOP Mike's Super Tuesday II Predictions

OK guys.  Tonight can be the election.  Here is how I see it.

Lib-Tards - This has been over since they started.  This morally bankrupt, corrupt political-hack party had this election rigged for Cankles since Bernie drooled on his first campaign speech last April. 

The fact that Debbie Blabber-Mouth Schultz (head of the DNC) has threatened every super-delegate with death (or worse for democrats, work) if they did not support her lying, despicable, criminal friend Shrillary has meant that Cankles has secured the nomination even if she never utters another lie, panders to another minority or dons another hideous pants-suit at a podium.

Bernie supporters are the biggest suckers ever created.  They actually believed the DNC would let their communist idol a chance at the nomination is almost as laughable as free college tuition for every American!

So, the vote totals tonight are irrelevant for the Dunce-o-Crats.  Even if the communist wins every state tonight, her Thigh-Ness will still clobber the dunce in delegates and continue her skulk towards her coronation as leader of the dim-bulbs!

Amazing how stupid these college kids and the media are to have ever believed he ever had a chance.  He was merely a shill to create a show that the skank fought a "tough" fight and came out a winner.  Never amazes me how pathetic & dim-witted the libs are.  Suckers! 

However, we have some nice parting gifts for all of you.  A comb for Bernie and since all his supporters LOVE Free shit, here's some free advice:

Get to freakin' work you lazy Ass-Clowns! 
Nobody's gonna give you shit until you EARN it!

Republicans - Ok, I believe Trump will have a good night.  I think he could have a great night and wrap up the nomination if he can sweep all the 5 states. 

However, I believe the establishment's last hopes are to have the sitting popular Governor Kasich win his home state and stave off the nomination coronation. 

Pretty pathetic when you think that Kasich winning his FIRST state will be spun as a Trump setback, but anything to stop Trump will be latched onto like death's grim!

So, here's how I see the vote totals going tonight:

Florida - Trump by 12
NC - Trump by 5
IL - Trump by 6
MO - Trump by 8
Ohio - Kasich by 6

I hope I am wrong on Ohio, but I think the entire Republican Establishment Universe is attempting to rig the vote for Kasich in Ohio.  Because if they don't stop Trump tonight, their world is over.  Their party is crashed and their gravy-train at the expense of the American Taxpayers could be derailed as the Trump-Train will steam-roll them into obscurity!

I sure hope that happens!

Just my Thoughts.
GOP Mike