Friday, December 19, 2008

GOP Mike's TOP ELeven Liberals we Love to Loathe for 2008!!!

To my Conservative Friends:




So little time, so many Libs to Loathe!!! With the end of the year approaching, I’d thought I put together another one of those “year-end lists” that we all love so much…

There are so many libs that we despise and so many more that we would like to muzzle after we crack their lip open with a stiff right-cross!! So, without further ado, I present GOP Mike’s Top ELeven Libs we Love to Loathe for 2008:

11. David Letterman – The guy has become so unlikeable and unfunny because he has turned into a tree-hugging, latte sipping, candle waving, American hating, Bush-bashing fool. Dave used to be cool and hip before he got political. Now he’s a hack and a fool who thinks he’s hip and cool… Sad…


Hey Dave, time for the dog track…. While your there, put a nickel on “Libs are idiots” in the fifth at Hialeah for me… Thx Pal…




10. Chris Matthews – Mr. "Thrill-up-my-Leg" must have had all sorts of pleasures coursing his body when the Messiah was elected on election night… He turned in his journalism card this year as he dove into the Barry tank at the deep-end.. He used to at least try to remain objective in the old days, but I think hanging out with Keith Overbite (don’t worry, we’ll get to him) has turned Chris into one lib that we would like to see put out to pasture with his old lib-pal Tom Broken-Jaw.



9. Alan Colmes – The departing dim-bulb of Hannity & Colmes has finally waved his white flag and admitted defeat to Mr. Hannity. He has been the best “reader” of dem talking points for the past 8 years. He is constantly taking the side of the criminal, dictator, terrorist, activist or just plain idiot lib out there… If nothing else, we will miss our nightly punching bag as Hannity goes Hans-Solo….


8. Michael Moore – The always reliable fat liberal… This guy is so fat, when he steps on a scale, it says “One at a time, please…” His only saving grace is that he is as equally ugly as his is portly…. Anything conservative makes this guy quiver. Castro is his best friend and his movies are so bad, he pays you to see them…


7. Rosie O'Donnell - Michael Moore's "little" sister (although I think Rosie's hairier). The queen of the TV libs has been run out of a talk show, kicked off as host of the View and now her own variety show has been panned the world over... Could it be that we have seen the last of Rosie O'Drumstick???

Na, I'm sure she will find her way back to TV. Perhaps if they offer her a free meal at the all-you-can-eat buffet at Sizzler, she'll do a documentary about how 9/11 was an inside job....


6. Joe Biden – This guy has become “Where’s Waldo”? Has anyone seen Joey Plugs??? I heard he got elected VP, but no one has seen him since election night… Maybe he’s in the AlGore lockbox…. Mr. Gaffe-Machine was told to zip it and he got stuffed in a closet to avoid any more embarrassments for the Chosen One… Word is Barry will give him the job of handling Shut-up-istan.


5. Shrillary Rotten Clinton – What would a GOP Mike list be without Mz. Cankles. She is the gift that keeps on giving and, as the new Secretary of State, foreign leaders will be calling Bill to complain and he will just answer – “Don’t piss and moan to me, man. I gotta live with the Bitch!!” Her Thighness’ chalk-board scratching soliloquies at the UN will be music to my ears as I get endless material every time she shows her pantsuit in public….



4. John Murtha – This fat bastard has the nerve to call his own state racists and then apologizes by calling them rednecks…. And the worst part about it is that they re-elect the senile schmuck anyway. Way to pay attention PA!!!! The 58% of Pennsylvanians who voted for this moron are so dumb, it takes them an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes!!!



3. Keith Overbite – The definition of BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome – The guy is so delusional, he blamed President Bush for his ED problem the other day… Had something to do with Universal Health Care for all impotent news anchors or something….



2. Harry “the Body” Reid – This is actually Dennis Miller’s pin-head of the year, so I place him No. 2 on the GOP Mike Loathe Meter!!! How this guy can stand up and say “the war is lost” while we have troops on the ground is so beyond the pale, he should be strung up by his short hairs and forced to recite the Pledge of Allegiance until he realizes what country he lives in and starts rooting for us!! And to think this cretin is the Dem leader in the Senate tells you volumes about that party….

This dimmest of dim-bulbs should be forced to apologize to the troops and resign his post in the Senate fort-with… But the libs keep voting these amazingly hideous people back to the congress and hope things change… Hey, what’s that definition of insanity???



And the Number 1 Lib we Love to Loathe for 2008 is……………………..

1. Nasty Nancy Pelosi – “Stretch”, as we call her for obvious reasons… To listen to this woman lead the House of Representatives must make the Founding Fathers turn over and weep in their graves….

And they think Bush is dumb??

This troll is so dumb when her IQ hits sixty, she should sell!!!



Libs - Take a hard look here.... These are your leaders..... Way to go!!!

And there it is… I am sure you will think I left some people out, but I wanted to leave some low-hanging "fruit" for you guys to comment on.. So, Please add your loathsome libs to our conservative cross-hairs…

With the libs running the show now, we'll have plenty of time to debate the Looniest Libs we Love to Loathe….

Just my thoughts….

GOP Mike

20 comments:

  1. so many libs to hate, so little time.

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  2. Sorry to disagree Mike, but Letterman was, like Al Frankfritter (definitely should have made the list), never funny.

    But seriously, top eleven? I don't think I could winnow it down to less than fifty. I mean where's Chucky, where's Dianne Finklestein or whatever her name is, where's Boxhead...so many names; so little space.

    Keep up the good work!
    Will

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  3. To me, the worst sin Jack Murtha committed was immediately turning on our troops in the wake of the alleged Haditha massacre, accusing them of murdering civilians and wanting them put under the jail without any shred of evidence.

    And now that the charges have been dropped on all marines involved except Staff Sergeant Frank Wuterich (And even those have been reduced from 12 counts of pre-meditated murder to 9 counts of manslaughter due to lack of evidence), has there been any apology from Congressman Murtha?

    I have no idea how the man can do that to fellow Marines.

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  4. Will:

    I agree, I could go for a hundred... But so little time...

    Also Eleven Libs we love to Loathe...

    All the L's make for a good, catchy title for the site....

    Thx for the comment...

    GOP Mike

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  5. Ben:

    100% why Murtha made the list...

    The man is a disgrace to his country in more ways than one....

    GOP Mike

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  6. [This guy is so fat, when he steps on a scale, it says “One at a time, please…”]

    Oh..that's a screamer...thanks for making my day.

    http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com

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  7. Good list. I will not waste my emotional capital on loathing them like those who suffer from the Bush Derangement Syndrome.

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  8. Mike, that was funny. But I'll never forgive you for making me look at that pic of Michael Moore. :O

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