Tuesday, February 24, 2009

5 Things I Hate about the Oscars!!!

To my Conservative Friends:

I almost never pay attention when my wife has on the Oscars, but as I tapped away on my keyboard Sunday night, I could not help myself look over at the TV and ask my wife, "How unwatchable is this show"???

So I decided to write about the things that I found most annoying about the Sham that is the Academy Awards. However, I am not going to go after the low-hanging fruit of the liberal monologues from the likes of Sean Penn (ugliest man alive) or Meryl Screech. That would be too easy....

I want to put out some of the less obvious things that are more than annoying...

#5 - The Ass-Kissing - From the "Red Carpet" entrances where the hosts tell the actresses how beautiful they look (even the dogs...)to the sucking up to the Academy in the acceptance speeches - its just nauseating!!!

#4 - When the Losers Pretend to be Happy - If the cameramen really wanted to be put on a show, they would find the people who don't politely applaud when they lose, but the person whose lips can be read to say "WTF!!!!". Now that would be good, honest TV. Not the liberal love-fest crap this shows pretends to be...

#3 - The Studderin' Pricks - Now these people are not only professional actors, but they are supposedly the best actors in the world. And with these skills of memorizing pages upon pages of dialogue, these dim-bulbs can't deliver a coherent 30-second acceptance speech without drooling their oatmeal on their bibs!!! I mean it is beyond embarrassing for these brain-dead idiots...

#2 - The Old Lady Cleavage - Don't get me wrong - If a woman has the goods, nothing wrong with flaunting it. However, once these ladies reach a certain age, let's face it - Gravity has won!!! And its time to cover up... I mean really - nothing is more repulsive that an old bag trying to look young and showing more than we need to see...

#1 - The guy who dies always wins - Now I don't know if Heath Ledger was good or not, but why was it a foregone conclusion that this guy was going to win??? And his family and friends get up there and paint this guy as the second coming... Was this not the same guy who died of a drug overdose who had an out of wed-lock child and was not even living the Mother and child when he died???

I don't know, but it seems there are a lot of better people we can salute...

Typical Hollywood - God forbid they have a tributr to the troops who died to defend these Holly-weird Lib-tards' rights to bad mouth their Country...

It's an upside-down world we live in where we celebrate these freaks!!!

Just my thoughts...

GOP Mike

2 comments:

  1. KevinfromchathamTue Feb 24, 08:22:00 AM

    I agree with your top 5. I also want to add that these Hollyweird types celebrate some work they did for a couple months more than a year ago and they give awards to movies, performances, work that quite often is lousy. Imagine a blogger awards show. I find the Oscars and the liberal artists that participate to be self-loving, other people hating narcissists.

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  2. Aye, I can agree with you. I can't watch the oscars or any of the award shows becuase all of them are some dumb hippe love fests that make me want to puke.

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