Friday, January 30, 2009

3 Tell-Tale Signs of Barry Remorse after 10 Short Days...

To my Conservative Friends:

KumBama my Lord....... KumBamaaaaaa..... KumBamaaaaaa my Lord.... KumBamaaaaaaaa.

It just 10 days ago, the Messiah and his family strolled up to take the oath on that blustery January morning in our Nation's Capital. He had a clean slate and everyone said he was going to be different. A new era of hope and bi-partisanship is upon us!!!

He was going to reach across the aisle and put together a economic recovery plan that was so genius, so masterful that it passes unanimously in the Congress. And after the signing of the bill, Stretch Pelosi hugs and kisses all the Republican leaders as they toast to the new Prophet-in-Chief...

Kumbama my Lord....... Kumbamaaaaaa..... Kumbamaaaaaa my Lord.... Kumbamaaaaaaaa.

He was going to keep us safe and make us forget the "disastrous" last 8 years by closing GITMO and giving the terrorists equal rights so they can become constructive citizens of the new United States of the World....

Kumbama my Lord....... Kumbamaaaaaa..... Kumbamaaaaaa my Lord.... Kumbamaaaaaaaa.

He goes to speak to the arab street and says, "I have Muslim blood, so we are cool, right????" And, miraculously they put down their arms and decades of entrenched hatred gets swiped away with just a flash of those Barry pearly whites and blink of his oh-so kind eyes...

Kumbama my Lord....... Kumbamaaaaaa..... Kumbamaaaaaa my Lord.... Kumbamaaaaaaaa.

Too bad guys in sandals and robes with peace flowers and pamphlets don't run the country...

Now, back to REALITY......

Prez Barry has had an interested first 10 days. The media is still in stage 1-A of its fawning and drooling cycle, so don't expect and insightful analysis of his decisions to date out of this group. That is why we are here - to give honest assessments and observations on whats really happening in the minds of educated and informed Americans...

There are a few subtle signs that Barry remorse is slowly setting in and the country is waking up the next morning, looking over and saying "what the hell happened here!!!!"

Here are just 3 instances I have noted:

1. The bi-partisanship that Barry hoped for on his "stimulus" bill went up in flames when not only every Republican in the House blasted it and voted Nay, but 10 Democrat Representatives also gave he bill the death blow.

The bill passed because of the knee-jerk socialists in the chamber, but it does not indicate Barry has any cross-over powers in his magic cigarettes that all in the MSM had predicted...

2. Barry's plan to close GITMO and suspend the hearings of the detainees has met with stiff resistance. Not only has every conservative blasted the notion that we should actually go ahead with his absurd campaign promise he made to the Daily-Kook crowd, but a lot of dems have also said it might not be the best course of action...

Additionally, an article in the Washington Composte yesterday stated a Military judge rejected Barry's plea that the hearings for the terrorists be suspended. So much for that idea....

3. After the despicable display at the inauguration where the Nobama supporters actually booed the President, the President has not made any public appearances until yesterday.

He and Laura attended a Texas college basketball game and were given a prolonged and very warm standing ovation. Finally, some respect for the man that has been so disrespected by the sum-bag liberals who hate him so much...

You can see the video, by clicking here...

President Bush gets standing ovation at basketball game...

So taking these 3 instances, you can see that its not going to be all rain drops and roses for our new President. He's not going to run rough-shod over the Republicans in Congress and he better make the country's safety his #1 priority, because if his actions lead to an attack on our country, the country will be longing for President Bush to return and will send Barry and his new brand of socialism packing....

Just my thoughts....

GOP Mike

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Don't Worry Rush, We've got your Back!!!!

To my Conservative Friends:

Just the other day, our exhaulted, enchanted ruler, King Barry Hussein the First came out an said to the GOP Congresional leaders that "If they wanted to get things done for the American people, they better stop listening to Rush Limbaugh!!!"

And I keep reading all this absolute crap about GOP leaders asking Rush to back off on his comments that if Barry is going to advance liberalism as a solution to the country's ills, he wants that to fail.... Well, I have one thing to say to our GOP leaders in congress:

Grow a pair, you spineless, pathetic excuses for Republicans!!!!

I am so steamed about this you have no idea!!! Every liberal I know that has this knee-jerk, uneducated and misinformed opinion of Rush is so absurd, I want to vomit in my oatmeal every time I hear it... The mere mention of Rush's name brings a "oooooh, he is so extreme" or "he's a zealot"..

And I always call them on it... I ask them, "Have you EVER listened to Rush for more than a cursory minute here or there??? And their response is Ralph Kramden-esque "HuMaDa HuMaDa......"

They know they can't lie and say they have listened to him, because I will expose them as liars the second they do that. So they have to sheepishly admit, "No, not really, but I have heard...."

If ever any of the American-Blaming, bedwetting socialists actually spent some time listening to Rush explain his Conservative Principles which are rooted and guided by personal liberty, freedom and self-responsibility they would have to honestly admit that this man is no extremist. But liberals honest, pleeeease....

The cold, hard truth is that Rush is no zealot with wacky views... He is a Conservative to his core that espouses his beliefs so much better than the monkey-Ass lot we have in Congress pretending to be Conservatives but the minute they get confronted they turn tail and hide under their desks!!!

I am not surprised that the libs in Congress are actually passing a petition around condemning Rush's comments... However, I have a question:

WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?? IN CUBA???

Because we sure as hell Ain't in Kansas anymore Dorothy!!! We have come to a point where a private citizen expressing his beliefs is singled out by the exalted ruler as a trader and congress is lapping it up with a spoon.... Unreal and quite a sad day....

But I am not annoyed at Barry or the libs. I expect no better from a bunch of sanctimonious, terrorist-coddling defeatocrats than this... What annoys me is the weak-ass Republican leadership actually cow-towing to Barry and the Appeasers... They better wake up or else they will find themselves out on their asses!!!

What Rush said is right on point. Whatever socialist programs Barry tries to implement for some short-term fix is disastrous for our Nation in the long run... To pour money at this economic mess is like puring gas on a fire. It will make it worse, even if there would be some short-term benefits to which Barry would take full-credit for and the MSM will lick his boots as they bow at his feet...

So I think its high time we support the man who has stood for nothing other than the Conservative principles we all support and try to live by. So the next time some liberal-bed-wetter makes a off-handed comment about El Rushbo, don't let them get away with it. Be prepared with a series of questions that will expose these brainless moonbats for the idiots that they are...

I know I do...

Just my thoughts...

GOP Mike

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

First Week in.... Pick Barry's Best Blunder...

To my Conservative Friends:

Well, it was a full week ago yesterday that Barack Hussein Obama was sworn in (sort of) as our Nation's 44th President... The media is working overtime to cover up any miscues, blunders and downright mistakes the Messiah has made in his first week in office. The media will continue to shill, carry water and basically be Barry's butt-boy for at least the first year of the Chosen One's ascension to be the First ever Prophet-in-Chief of this great country...

Barry has made some serious mistakes as well as a few silly ones. At this rate, it does not bode well for the economic recovery or the security of the country. The media will continue it's fawning and drooling as they continue this school-girl slobbering over BHO no matter what they really think of his decisions.

I have seleted a few of the blunders that I would like to share with you. I am sure you all will have your own to share as well:



*** As I have mentioned on these pages in days past, his absolute disregard for our terrorist fighting efforts over the past 7 years that have kept us safe is disturbing. The appointment of an terrorist-enabling softie to head the CIA, the spoken desire to put restrictions on wire-tapping of terrorist communications and the closing of GITMO for the terrorists thugs...

Barry and his lib partners in congress have mentioned that they want to close GITMO because they did not approve of the interrogation tactics used there. My response to that is -->> Change the tactics you idiots!!!! Don't close a multi-million dollar, state-of-the-art prison that we just built to hold the most dangerous villains on the planet because you don't like the Operations Manual...

This is the epitome of throwing the baby out with the bath water. A Stupid, naive and dangerous move just to appease the Move-off and Daily-Kook crowd.... Weak....

*** The appointment of an admitted tax-evader to head up the Treasury... If this was ever an opportunity for Barry to show that this administration was going to be different from other hypocritical democrat administrations, it was here.. He could have said, "We want to set the right example and to have someone who has evaded taxes is not the appropriate person to lead the Treasury in these very difficult economic times.."

But no, he shows how small is is by cowering again and not standing tall and leading by example... Weak again....

*** In his first television interview, Barry chooses Al Arabia television to "speak" to the terrorist directly as one of them??? If you think they are falling for that one BHO, you are more naive than even I thought you were..

In my opinion, this sends totally the wrong message to the Arab thugs who despise us... If he thinks that just because they may think he's a good guy or hip, that they are going to all of a sudden say, "Ya know what, these Americans are not so bad after all." Please....

After all, what would they do with all their "Death to America" signs?????

And on a lighter note, It was comical that Barry screwed up the oath. But was was even funnier is the way the media tried to blame Chief Justice Roberts... I thought the President was just suppose to repeat after the Justice. How hard is that???

But the best part of the whole oath mess was the next day when Gaffe-Machine extraordinaire Joey Plugs Biden made a crack remark about the justice and you could see Barry steaming as he tried to shush his liability VP...

I think Barry might have to assign Joey P. to be the Joe-the Builder for the White House. This way, he would keep his mouth shut...

Just my thoughts...

GOP Mike

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

The 5 Best Conservative Talk shows in the Nation....

To my Conservative Friends:

In the midst of Obama-Nation taking hold across the Peoples Republic of the USA, we are forced to deal with the terror-coddling, hand wringing liberal Nobama administration coupled with his allies – the bedwetting, surrender monkeys in congress.

Every Stretch Pelosi and Stinky Reid press conference will send us into an enraged state so severe, we need to extricate ourselves from our Lazy-Boy’s and take a step back from the steak knife drawer!!!! Just when we think it can’t get any worse and we can’t bear to hear another word, we take a deep breath step away and find our bearings. We Conservatives need solace, we need hope. Nooo, not that type of hope!!!!





So we turn off our TV’s and turn on our radios and we engross ourselves in some of the best Conservative minds on the planet. Talk Radio is Conservatism at its best. It is the epitome of Conservative thought and where we all go to discuss the Right way to govern and live…

So who are the best Conservative talkers today???? Here are my faves:

Number 5: Laura Ingraham

Miss Laura has come a long way in just a few years. She takes no shi- and she is always on point and is a very entertaining listen. She is always a guest on O’Reilly and even slaps Bill around sometimes when he strays too far off the reservation.

She is the only female on my list and she is movin’ up fast!!!


Number 4: Sean Hannity:

What list would be complete without Sean. He just recently jettisoned his TV partner, Alan “ACLU-lover” Colmes, so he is now solo on TV as well as his HUGE syndicated radio show.


Hannity is a rock-ribbed conservative who is as good as they come on the radio.
Always prepared and ready to take on any lib, he was the first on the Jeremiah Wright story months before the boobs in the MSM where able to follow his crumbs to a front-page story on the Messiah’s pastor of 20 years that blames America for 9/11 and AIDS… My favorite Hannity segment is Sean’s man-on-the-street interviews where he was the first to expose liberal stupidity for what it is...


Number 3: Michael Savage:


Very entertaining and combative Conservative. Savage has been savaged by a lot of the press for going over the line on many topics, but I think he is a man of courage and conviction and he’s unafraid to call ‘em like he see’s ‘em… And we need more of that…



Number 2: Rush Limbaugh:

The King. The Grandaddy of the Conservative talk radio will go down in history as the voice of Conservatism. Barry and the libs are deathly afraid of his HUGE following and he always gets referenced when libs try to demonize Conservatives. This just makes his audience grow louder and stronger!!!!

Long live the KING!!!!

Number 1: The Great One – Mark Levin:

Never has a talk-show gained so much popularity and shot up the charts as quick. If you guys reading my blog everyday listen to one thing from me, it is this:

Mark Levin is FANTASTIC…

I get much of my material for this blog from the Great One. From his thoughtful Conservative ideology to amazing nicknames (i.e. Stretch Pelosi, Joey Plugs, etc….) Levin is an entertainment genius…

And with all due respect to Rush, I think Levin has become the most entertaining show in all of radio.

So there you have it… I am sure a lot of you will agree and some will disagree… Please let me know your faves and we can add them to our list of Conservative talkers on the rise….

So Barry and the libs are going to try to institute the fairness doctrine (or whatever panzy name they are trying to rename it to shove it thru undetected – yeah right…) to shut up our Conservative talkers. It won’t work…

This issue is something that would cause Conservatives to take to the streets with the pitchforks… Although, I am one Conservative that would like them to try… Then they will see how passionate we are in defending our First Amendment rights…

Just my thoughts..

GOP Mike

Monday, January 26, 2009

Ya know, some of these Liberals are Racist!! That's right I said it!!!!!!

To my Conservative Friends:

In homage to the Great One, Mark Levin who created the phrase, and whose Radio talk show is one of the fastest growing shows in the country, I say the liberals are like onions - the more layers you peel off them, the more they stink!!!!!

I always tried to figure out why a good portion of liberals out there in Idiot-land really think. They always try to call Conservatives racists, homophobes, etc.... But I think think that a good portion of these libs are racist!!! Case in point: In a hearing on the economic mess, Robert Reich, ex Clintonista Labor Secretary and now Obama Economic advisor/Shill (and bares a striking resemblance to someone we know...) was speaking about where our government should spend money in order to stimulate the economy.

In a video that is sure to shock you in the mere cavalier way he makes an absolute racist remark that nobody in the MSM seems to care about... Take a look here at the video from the Michael Savage Show at this troll's comments and reaction after from Savage... The 3 minutes will be well worth your time... Trust me, this is great stuff!!!!



Did he just say that he has nothing against white males???? Here is a tip Stubby, anytime that you have to say you have nothing against someone - You have something against them...

So there it is - Out in the open... Liberals, down deep, hate white men... This is the most blatant I have seen from a political figure in its absolute nakedness of its racism, but I am glad he said it.. Because we always knew they have always felt some sort of sick guilt and try to compensate for that by being racists towards white men....

This is what I always tell people is the difference between Conservatives and libs.. Conservatives never mention, never care, never consider what a person's race or religion is. We just view the person on their actions and their beliefs.. Liberals always try to classify, identify and pander to different groups. Black females want this, Hispanics want this, Jews want that and on and on...

It must be so tiring to be a liberal because you always have to figure what group you are pandering to today and try not to offend your other groups while you are pandering to one...

Conservatism is without a doubt, the best way to live and to govern. Everyone is the same, everyone gets treated equally and has a fair shot regardless of their religion, race or whatever group they are part of.

So no need to answer the question what would have happened if Bush or another Republican President would have said he wanted to "make sure" that jobs NOT go to black males.... I think we all know what would happen...

So until we realize that it the liberals who are actually the racists and treat groups differently, we can never find compromise with these people...

Just my thoughts...

GOP Mike

Friday, January 23, 2009

A few reasons we were safer Monday than Today…

To my Conservative Friends:

Ok, here we go… New Secretary of State, Mz. Shrillary Cankles has made it very clear that the country’s foreign policy is going “in a new direction”. She said something about 3 legs of diplomacy that I really didn’t quite get:

There are three legs to the stool of American foreign policy: defense, diplomacy and development, and we are responsible for two of the three legs."

I really don’t know where she was going with the 3-legs’ comment and there are so many ways I can go with that, but I am going to let that one sit…. However, it was more of the typical Mz. Shrill double-speak gibberish…

Terrorist don’t’ give a rats’ ass about 3 legs of diplomacy and developing relationships with us or Israel, the only thing they understand and respect is a boot in their ass and power!!! And the more power we cede the less safe we become and the more emboldened they become…

On another disheartening front, the Washington Compost and the NY Slimes both reported the same news yesterday:

The new administration also drafted executive orders to close the U.S. naval prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, review military trials of terror suspects and end harsh interrogations.”

Oh, well if that doesn’t just make you want to vomit into your Dinty Moore Beef Stew, I don’t know what does…. This is one BIG mistake. Not because no other facility can handle these terrorists, but just the message it sends to them. It says we are soft, we can be reasoned with and in a word, we can be had!!!

And over on the other side of town, the new head of the, Surrender-Monkey Leon “the Beak”, Panetta has said the Agency’s procedures on wire-tapping the terrorists’ communications will have to follow the law… Translation, we are not going to listen to the terrorists’ conversations without a warrant, at which time the horse may have already ran out of the barn and Leon and Barry are going to run in to put a fat dead-bolt on it… Idiots…

And Panetta’s top intelligence officer at the CIA, Retired Admiral Dennis Blair said Thursday that the military field manual will be used to handle terrorist detainees… The manual has long been viewed as soft and ineffective for getting information out of these animals… Liberals have long said we should treat detainees according to the Geneva Convention guidelines for prisoners of war and they should be given rights afforded by the Constitution. I say - What!!!

They say "We are a nation of laws and if we torture them, it makes us no worse than them". I have never heard such idiocy in all my life. These people are neanderthals and should be treated accordinglly. The liberals think these people can be rehabilitated?? I say go ahead and try, just do it in Paris....

First of all, these despot thugs do not represent a country at war, but an ideology of hate and they no sooner should be given Constitutional rights any more than giving them some home-baked Apple-pie!!!

These are animals people who hide behind women and children. They deserve nothing, nada, zippo. They deserve to be tortured until they admit to the terrorist crimes and agree to come and join civilization and stop living in a fantasy world of jealousy and hate…

Barry and Co. are going to realize that just because you may be more likeable to the terrorists does not mean they are going to hate you less than President Bush… This is a man who has charmed his way through everything in life and now he thinks he’s going to schmooze his way to get the bad guys to change their ways because he’s a cool guy??? I don’t think so...

But I am sure they are going to try to prove me wrong… I just hope we are around to see the results….

Just my thoughts…

GOP Mike

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Barry and the DOW - A Match made in DC!!!!

To my Conservative Friends:

Have you ever been pumping your gas (except the people in Jersey where it is against the law to do it yourself! What kind of rule is that???? Other than Tony Soprano and his crew, NJ has become a liberal panty-waste-land!!!) and when its fills up, you tried to get every last drip and “top off” your tank. This way you get a head start on the tank and get the biggest bang for your gas buck…

Well, that is what I think the friends of Barry are doing in the stock market. Just 2 weeks ago, I was discussing the economic situation with some friends and I told them that I would bet a Buffalo nickel that the day before Barry gets sworn in, the market will tank and fall below 8,000.

Well….. Low and Behold….. The 332 point crap the DOW took yesterday (the last day on President Bush’s watch) did just that. Miraculously the market closed yesterday at 7,949 so as to give Barry his “head start” and plenty of cushion to take the credit once the market will invariably “bounce back”…

I find this absolutely staggering!!!

But wait…. Look today, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, Noooo, Its Super-Barry and the DOW starts its recovery and climbs 279 pts. to close at 8,228. SHAMWOW!!!! That Barry, He’s goooooood!!!!

Give me a break. If you don’t think that this shi- is not manipulated then I have some great land in the Everglades I would like to show you… As I have written in the past, I was in the real estate and mortgage business when all these bad loans that caused the economic collapse where being written. I told you then and I will tell you know that blaming this economic mess on President Bush is the ultimate liberal hypocrisy if there ever was!!!

These bedwetting, welfare-glorifying socialists were the ones who pushed for “everyone to own a home” and then when it collapses, they act like a kid caught in the act and says “What??? What did I do??? C’mon, we were born at night, but not last night…

So the answer to one of the comments from yesterday asking me if I think the speculators (I call them manipulators) are rigging this thing for their guy is Duh!!!! Of course they are. They are stacking the deck, controlling prices by using influence and power to control production of commodities, press releases of corporate earnings (which are always rigged), the stock market, the commodities markets and the public perception market....

The bad news is that the knee-jerk, brainless liberal media will fawn and give all the credit to Super Barry and his “deft” touch and amazing political prowess. They will tell us the he is a miracle worker and has “saved us" from ourselves… The good news is I believe the economy is going to recover quicker than predicted because it is what the powers that be want, so it will happen... This way, we can get this over with so we can all get on with our lives before this mess happened…

And then, with no head starts, we can really see if this new President can part the Red-Ocean that is the Federal Budget…

Just my thoughts..

GOP Mike

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Ok, I’m back today – Did I miss anything yesterday????

To my Conservative Friends:

Only kidding!!! Even though I gave all of you some great advice yesterday on how to hibernate and avoid the spectacle of the One’s Crowning yesterday, I had to be an observer for the loyal opposition and take notes on the scene…

And what a scene it was man… From the estimated 2 million people who went to watch in DC to the cutaways the networks displayed of the thousands in Times Square, San Fran-Freak Show and the rest of the country…

Everyone was texting and calling me all day and night asking me my thoughts on the event, so what better place to share them than here….

So here are a few of my thoughts on the day:

I could not help but notice that the networks could not help themselves by seeking out every black person in the country. I mean, I know it is a very proud day for them to have one of their own sworn in to be the President of the greatest country ever created, but I found it to be a little demeaning to the African-American community like that was the only thing that mattered to them.

I am sure African Americans were proud when Kennedy was elected and a small percentage where even proud when Ronald Reagan and George Bush got elected… After all, no President in history has had more African-Americans in his cabinet that W… But again, the man gets no respect or appreciation...

And the networks went out of their way to show them crying, nodding and some had arms outstretched, eyes closed as if they were praying. Hey People, he is the President, not the second coming!!!! He does not walk on Water!!!!

Did you happen to see Hanoi Jane Fonda almost weeping? Yeah, now she’s proud of her country!! Can’t bash the troops now Janie????

As far as Obama’s speech, I found it strikingly non-inspiring. There was no memorable moment or line. Just his normal “Yes we can” stuff from the campaign can… I found myself very bored during it. I only noted 4 memorable themes during the speech:

1. The most comical part of the day was the absolute shredding Barry made of the oath… For those of you who missed it, Barry forgot his lines and needed Chief Justice Roberts walk him through the oath like me helping my 7-year old read a book!!!!

2. In his speech, he was very antagonistic towards President Bush, saying we have to put aside our petty political differences now… Are you kidding me, the libs have stood for nothing else the past 8 years other than petty political differences!!! Now that you’re in charge, we should all sing Kumbaya and hold hands???? We’ll see Barry Hussein…..

3. His tough talk on terrorism rang so hollow to me as he said that the terrorists better watch out if they are going to mess with us!!!! Oooooohhhh, I bet they are really, really a-scared now…. Especially when he leaves the inauguration to go meet with the new Surrender Monkey, terrorist coddling head of the CIA, Leon, the “Nose” Panetta to eliminate surveillance on the bad guys before he issues an Executive order to shut down GITMO…. Real tough Barr….. Here is my 1st of many tips to our new Prez – Barry – Terrorist hate you as much as they hate President Bush…. Once you understand that, the safer we all will be…
4. And the look on President Bush’s face said it all… You could almost here him saying – Fine – you bunch in ingrates, keep bashing the guy who did nothing but keep you safe for 7 years… I’m outta here!!!!

So in summary, I was not impressed. And from the look at the financial world, neither was Wall Street as the Dow took a 332 point dump right after the Chosen-One butchered his oath….

Oh what a looooong winter this is turning out to be….

Just my thoughts…

GOP Mike

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

7 Things us Conservatives can do on Obamania Day!!!

To my Conservative Friends:

Well, it’s here…. The day has finally come and we can’t escape it… The One is finally taking the oath to become the 44th President of the United States and the libs can’t contain themselves… You can sense their giddiness on the streets, in the stores and on the train…. They hold out their copy of the NY Slimes extra wide to make sure we know they are reading about the Second Coming and they want you to see it and say – “Hey – isn’t this just Wuuuuunderful???” And then can say “Thank the Lord for this, so now the World can like us again…” Gag me now, puh-lease!!!

So what are we Conservatives to do today so we don’t have to carry around the barf bag while everyone fawns over the empty suit that has accomplished absolutely nothing and done it so well???? Well, as you could have guessed from the title, I have a few suggestions for us to get through this day without getting an ounce of vomit on the laptop:

1. Catch up on some deeeeep reading - When you get to work, crack open that draw of all those technical manuals/seminar binders that you put aside for years and said “One day, I’ll read these….” Well folks, today’s the day…. Trust me, you’ll be so tired of reading this boring crap, you’ll go home not touch the TV or radio and go right to bed and miss the entire charade of the One’s Coronation!!!

2. Harass the homeless – Hey, they bother us every other day of the year, so the one day the are busy drooling over Barry’s big day, lets ask them if they have some spare time to chat.

Ask them how the job market is and how their investments of aluminum cans is doing in relation to the S&P 500…. You can also ask them if they think Barry’s going to pay for the mortgage on their cardboard hut and gas for their shopping cart…. If nothing else, you’ll sure to find some intriguing characters…

3. Hang out with some Goodfellas - If you are home today, go out and rent the Godfather Trilogy, Casino and Goodfellas and engross yourself in Mafia Mania for the whole day as your TV is on DVD mode all day and you become like the “Man in the bubble” and inoculate yourself from the spectacle in DC…

4. Plug in to tune out - Download some new tunes and sync up that IPod and crank it all day with the new music that you have not heard, peppered with some oldies you haven not hear for awhile… And take a tip from our teenagers and don’t let those ear-plugs out of your head all day…. You’ll be amazed how easy it is to tune out the world. You will return tomorrow to the final frontier. A place where no man has gone before…. Obamaland!!!!

5. Like Gazzo’s driver in Rocky said –“Hey Rock – Take her to the Zoo!!!” - Take the kids, the spouse or anyone you can find and engross yourself in the wild for the day. You can become educated and tire yourself out all day and have no energy to even turn the news on and have to listen to them drool about how wonderful the Messiah is and how we are all saved from ourselves… Hey, hanging out with animals beats watching hysterical, flag burning hippies rejoice all day…

6. Go to an amusement park – This one is for those of you in the south or warm climates because for us in the north, we have our fannies chapped from the frigid temps (so much for global warming you politically-correct, enviro-crazed surrender-monkeys).

But the amusement park can fill your day quite nicely with the roller-coasters and Ferris-wheels… And before you leave, take a walk through the Fun-House – soon to be renamed the White House!!!
7. Call in sick - Stay in bed all day with the curtains drawn. You always said you need a day to catch up on your sleep – Well, here is your chance…. You’ll be back tomorrow refreshed and ready to join the fight of the loyal opposition…

I am sure a lot of you have other suggestions and I am all ears to hear other ways we can get away from the hysteria and the fawning over the most celebrated, hyped phony did-nothing this country has ever seen…..

Just my thoughts…

GOP Mike

Monday, January 19, 2009

Which MSNBC Talking-Windbag do You hate the most????

To my Conservative Friends:

Even to the Bitter End, those at MSDNC are hate-filled IDIOTS!!!

Last Thursday, I got home, finished dinner and was peacefully watching President Bush's farewell address on FoxNews and was struck by the dignity, honesty and just plain humbleness of the man that has protected this country despite unparalleled criticism, second-guessing and downright unhinged hatred towards him, his family and his administration...

However, I couldn't help myself. I could not just keep my damn hand off the clicker. I couldn't resist. I wanted to see what the deranged, troop-slandering girlie-men on MSDNC were saying about the President's speech. I was having a nice day, until then, because after hearing Brett Baer, Bill O'Reilly and the FoxNews crew say how gracious the President was and how, down deep, he loved his country to then go over to the unhinged Bush-deranged meat-heads bashing him to the bitter end was just too much...

So, I ask my you all - Which MSDNC demagogue to you hate the most????

Here are your choices....

1. Keith Overbite



This guy has to be one of the most evil, Sushi-eating socialist there is at the Pigeon... uhm.... I mean Peacock network.... This guy can't even bring himself to say President Bush, no...... He refers to our Commander-in-Chief as Mister Bush - What a disrespectful waste of space this A--hole is!!!!


2. Chris "Mad Dog" Matthews



As he was convulsing about how President Bush is responsible for 100,000 Iraqi deaths, the drool was just streaming down his chin... Either they have to get this troll a bib and a diaper when he does the show or its time for the dog track and Sunny Grove rest home along with the rest of the old-bags!!!

3. Rachel "Mad-Cow" Maddow


Now this "lady" is not only real tough to listen to, but I have trouble watching a female anchor that looks more like me than my wife... I mean, I think we go to the same barber!!!! This one makes Greta Van Susteran look hot!!!!

Anyway, she is such a knee-jerk Bush hater, she has lost any credibility as a journalist - not that she ever had any in the first place. But this is the new star of MSDNC!!!! Good luck with all of that!!!!

4. David "Block-Head" Shuster



The author of the famed "Pimping Chelsea Clinton out" line is always on the BDS express as he recently berated a Conservative that it was "obvious" Sarah Palin was unqualified for VP. Oh , and this schmuck is qualified to host a show!!!

Hey Dave - I bet I can fit more people in my car than watch your show!!!

And then you have the rest of the pundits and talking heads that pollute this excuse of a network that hates the President and everything he stands for without giving the man an inch or an ounce of credit for protecting their rights to insult the man that has protected them for 7 years....
I did not agree with everything the President has done during his 8 years at the helm. His amnesty policy for illegal aliens was a disaster and correctly blocked by the true Conservatives on the hill. His bailout plan has given the Federal Government never before seen power over our financial institutions that will be hard to revers as it is always very difficult to put the toothpaste back in the tube.

However, on the overriding issue of our time, keeping us safe so we can debate finance and immigration in a civil and democratic way, he has been steadfast and resolute, despite what the trolls at MSNBC say....

I really detest all of them... Which one is your favorite to loathe????

Just my thoughts....

GOP Mike

Friday, January 16, 2009

Hollywood Conservatives - They do exist!!!!

To my Conservative Friends:

After my review of the Clint Eastwood movie on Monday, a lot of you said to me that your were surprised and did not know Clint was a Republican. I guess you thought he was like all the other unhinged, culture-war-wagering pantywaists in Hollyweird and voted with the defeatocrats.... As I told you guys before the election, although 90% of Hollyweird are bedwetting lefties, there are a few solid Conservatives there. And, unlike in the past, they are not afraid to admit it...

The dems have their usual deranged mouth-pieces out there like Susan Sarandon with her non-husband sidekick Tim Robbins and Matt the "weasal" Damon. Lets take a look at some of the more well-known, hard-core libs and Conservatives in Hollywood.. I am sure you'll be surprised with some of the names on each list...


Here are a few of the well known hard-core knee-jerk Socialists and how much they have ponied up for their American-blaming cause:

Hollywood LIB-TARDS

Barbara the "Schnoz" Streisand - Babs put her money where her NOSE is....

Rosie O'Drumstick -That's a lot of all-you-can-eat Buffets!!!!



Dustin Hoffman - I bet Tootsie was a Conservative!!!

Hanoi Jane Fonda - What a shocker!!!

Michael Douglass - What a shame - Gorden Gekko is a lib!!!



Ron Howard - Aunt Bee is turning in her grave!!!

Tom Hanks - That's not very BIG of him.....

Glen Fry - I can never listen to another Eagles song the same way again...

Robert DeNiro - C'mon Jimmy, look what these mutts did to my country!!!




Richard Dreyfus - That damn shark shoulda ate him!!!!

There are soooooo may more, but these are the core-offenders...

But have no fear, we can field a pretty solid team of our own - Here are some entertainers we can support:

Hollywood Republicans:

Alex Trebeck - I'll take bed-wetting liberals for $500, Alex....

Gary Sinise - Way to go Lieutenant Dan!!!




Drew Carey - I'm sure he Feuds with his Family over this!!!

Ben Stein - The Dems aint taking Ben's Money!!!

Traci Lords - Hey - She's an entrepreneur....


Jose Feliciano - He's got a cult following in South America!!!

Paul Shaffer - I bet Dave has no idea!!!!

Heather Locklear - The dems can't compete with this (Rosie/Babs... please...)

Elizabeth Hasselbeck - We got all the hot ones...



Robert Duval - One of my favorites

Ricky Schroder - They call him RICK now....

Robert Stack - Maybe you can help defeat a democrat....



Adam Sandler - A rare loss for the libs in funny-man Sandler...

John O'Hurley - I always knew Pederman was solid...

I am sure I missed a bunch, so please let me know which ones you know of and we can add to the list....

I will admit, when you do the research on this and look up the contributions, the libs outnumber the Conservatives 10 to 1 in Hollywood and the disparity in the amount of contributions is even more staggering.... I am just glad the capital of the country is not La La Land!!!


Just my thoughts...

GOP Mike

Thursday, January 15, 2009

GOP Mike's "24" Premiere Review - A Liberal's Horror!!!

To my Conservative Friends:

The much anticipated return of 24 starring Kiefer Sutherland had its 2-night, 4 hour premiere this week and for our bed-wetting, terrorist-coddling friends on the left side of the buffet table, it could not come at a worse time as the Messiah's coronation as Prophet-in-Chief is all but hours away as the looney bleeding-hearts count down every second with unrivaled anticipation...

Barry and the Appeasers in DC are set to turn back the clock on fighting terrorism to September 10, 2001 as he has plans to all but gut our Anti-Terrorism efforts President Bush and his administration have tirelessly worked 7 years to create. Last week, he said he plans on keeping his campaign promise to close Gitmo. Don't worry though, keep an eye out for the most dangerous, hate-filled terrorists coming soon to a prison near you...

Also, as I wrote in my article last week, he has appointed a spineless, American-blaming surrender-monkey as head of the CIA and all his politically-correct, ACLU-revering partners in Congress are planning on tearing the Patriot Act a new A--Hole the second they get their grimy fingers on the keys to the White House....

So now that Barry has made you feel all warm and fuzzy about our safety from the bad guys, here comes Jack Bauer and the premiere of 24..... The new season appears to be promising and the premiere gave us a lot of highlights and a few minor gripes.....

Jack is back and not only is he kickin' ass and takin' names, he's got a lady FBI sidekick who not only shares his passion for deep-cavity searches of terrorists, but she is real easy on the eyes (she reminds me of my wife).... Agent Renee Walker (aka. Actress Annie Wersching) demonstrated in the 4-hour premiere of Season 7 that the ladies aren't takin any shi- from the bad guys either... And if they have some info she needs, let's just say she's gonna do more than blow sweet nothings in their ears to extract the info - The hard way!!

In one scene where a terror suspect was in critical condition on his hospital bed, Agent Walker grabbed the breathing tube of the prick and cut off the guy's air supply to get him to fess up... Man, if she tells her husband to take out the trash, my advice to him would be to - Get on it Man, forthwith!!

My only gripe would be Walker's assistant is the communist hand-wringing, ACLU-loving Janeane Garafolo from bankrupt liberal talk-radio station Air-America. And the character Garafolo plays appears to be similar to her socialist self in a lot of ways... Well, hopefully, she'll turn out to be the mole inside the FBI and Jack can torture her to admit that Barry wears pink underwear!!

The President, Allison Taylor, in the new season is also a female, however she is shaping up to be more like a Sarah Palin, take-no prisoners type than the spineless lib President Logan in prior seasons... The basic premise of the season is the President's decision to either negotiate with the terrorists and call back the troops ready to invade their country or not negotiate with them and allow them to use a stolen CIP system firewall unit that controls the Nation's major operating systems (i.e. water supply, air-traffic, etc...) A classic no-win 24 Dilemma...

The President's John Kerry/French looking Husband Henry appears to have a large role in the new season. Henry seems obsessed with investigating his son's suicide/murder and all of it appears connected to the plot line of the invasion of Sengala (a fictitious Nation in Africa). Couldn't have Pakistan or some Middle-Eastern Country - That would offend the Muslims... Can't have that... But the Africans - Ahhhh they won't mind... Gripe #2...



To the liberals delight, CTU has been disbanded and is under investigation. The best scene in the whole premiere was 10 minutes in with Jack testifying in front of some liberal, out-of-touch defeatocrat Senator when he told him what a bed-wetting softie he was and he did not regret any of the techniques he has used to protect this country... Classic Jack to the liberals dismay.... The Senator was played by That 70's Show Star Kurtwood Smith (who plays the Father, Red) who mysteriously bears a striking resemblance to a Senator we may know.

The Premiere also had the return of Tony Almeida (from the dead...) and Bill Buchanan and Chloe from CTU which will will give the season some sort of continuity as they run a rogue CTU operation out of what appears to be a church attic somewhere in Washington...

The interrogation scene with Jack trying to get info from a terrorist where Walker tells Jack to do "Whatever it takes" to get the info was real powerful as the ever-resourceful Jack grabs a Bic-pen and almost sticks it in the guy's eye before he agrees to spill the beans... The terrorist had worked with Jack in the past so he knew not to screw around and just cop his plea... Jack has become like the 1980's version of Mike Tyson where his mere appearance in the room makes his opponents throw in the white towel before he has to lay a glove on them.... Man, Jack is the man!!!

The premiere goes on to get more complicated as more story lines are thrown in to set up the season and develop the characters and plot-lines for the next 20 hours. For instance Jack and Tony are now undercover and embedded with the terror group as they passed themselves off as disgruntled American Operatives out to settle a score with the country for doing them wrong... And there was no mention of Jack's old flame Audry, which I am sure will change as either she or Jack's daughter will come into play sometime this season...

Overall, I would say the premiere was excellent but not great. I give it 4 stars (out of 5)...I am sure the rest of the season will, at times, reach the highest bar in my ratings meter.

My predictions are we have not seen the last of what I hope to be many interrogation scenes and terrorist whacking moments that should make our sanctimonious, criminal-pampering tree-huggers in the country wringing their hands and thanking their secular superiors that Barry, and not Jack, is running the show now.... To bad we could not have had another option this past November...

May God help us....

Just my thoughts...

GOP Mike